Click here to order Vignettes of Taiwan from Things Asian Press Joshua Samuel Brown's work has appeared all over the world in a strange and eclectic variety of publications. He has been hailed by noted Discordian thinker Lago Von Slack as “the Mahatma Gandhi of restaurant criticism, the Rudyard Kipling of professional boxing, and the Lance Armstrong of economic planning.”

Available on Amazon, Josambro’s first book Vignettes of Taiwan offers tales of betel nut beauties and how to avoid jail time by impersonating a Mormon.

Having spent the better part of 2006 researching and writing sections of Fodor’s upcoming China guidebook, Josambro is currently in Taiwan working on Lonely Planet's Taiwan 2007 guide. Follow him around at Stinky Tofu, a regularly updated weblog.


For better or worse, I'm now officially too busy to update the website regularly, so I'm listing work more recent than that listed in the column formerly headed "recent work" in this little blog-like blurb right here. Stinky Tofu is the blog I'm keeping from the road for the duration of the Lonely Planet gig. Other recent work: Goodbye to All That in the Asia Sentinel, Wind Warriors of the Pescadores in the HK Weekend Standard, reprinted here with photos. Also from the HK Standard,Verboten Mountain - though this link leads to the Things Asian web edit. Starfish, Scorpions & Lizards on Sticks ran late this summer in Business Traveler Asia. Finally, I'm extremely proud of this bit of golf-related satire.

I've also been uploading videos to youtube.


Slightly Less Recent Work

Kingdom of ashes The future of the Mosuo tribe is hazy after fire destroyed a village important to their heritage and commercial development threatens to restore it Disney-style HK Weekend Standard, July 2006

Shenzhen Subway Hassle  The Shenzhen Metro is a slow and shiny beast, crawling tentatively along its tracks as if still unused to the concept of light rail.Things Asian, June 2006

Pining in HK for fresh Taipei air  Had someone suggested to me in 1994 that in 2006 I'd be pining for the clean air of Taipei, I'd have suggested they pay a visit to the Mackay Hospital psychiatric ward.Taiwan Journal, April 2007

A Hong Kong Cat's Tale A heartwarming tale of great significance to cats and people who like seeing them neutered.Cat Fancy Magazine, February 2006

Spring Scream in the Year of the Dog When the lead singer screamed "Hello how are you I'm fine and you please give me some toast and eggs"at the crowd, I was gripped with metal bloodlust and nearly knocked myself unconscious bashing my head against the stage.HK Weekend Standard Version, April 2006

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    Not your everyday doctors  Escorting the ill, injured and occasionally deranged across the globe...HK Weekend Standard, March 2006

    Magic in the Cards  A fantasy game is thinking big about its future fanbase in China.HK Weekend Standard, February 2006

    A searching and fearless moral inventory regarding James Frey.  Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, January 2006

    Flippin’ Bird Flu the Bird ...A dish that is at once fragrant, delicious and a total insult to nature.
    Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, December 2005

    Seven Hours in the Soul of Seoul Despite the well known Korean love of brawling, I'm surprised at the sight of two middle-aged denim-clad men beating the shit out of each other on the sidewalk...
    Things Asian, December 2005

    Monks, Baguettes & Shopping Too The French left their subjects with an appreciation for coffee and baguettes.
    Things Asian / City Weekend, December 2005

    Dubyafall ... In the hermetically sealed “Unter-Oval Office,” a presidency is disintegrating...
    Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, November 2005

    Going Nowhere on the Bolivan Plateau Using a bamboo pole I'd picked up to ward off snakes I slowly battered a path to the source of the roar...
    Things Asian, October 2005

    The Business of Art ...Hard-nosed Shenzhen is muscling in on a growing interest in painting - but all in the name of making money...
    HK Weekend Standard, October 2005

    Money and Art...Shenzhen people might not be the nation's greatest art appreciators, but they're definitely China's most voracious art consumers.City Weekend (Beijing/Shanghai) September 2005

    Hard and soft ..."In my country we call this a police hold,'' I say, wincing in pain. "Yes, it can be used for that too.''
    HK Weekend Standard, August 2005

  • Featured Journalistic Forrays

    Hip-hop Hong Kong ...Ghost Style is a man who thrives on clamor...
    HK Weekend Standard, July 2005

    Open PrisonIt's my second trip to Green Island, home of Taiwan's once feared political prison. And once again, a transvestite is involved.
    South China Morning Post, May 2005

    The Fool Monty... Michael Palin is no stranger to dealing with mystified geeks...
    South China Morning Post, March 2005

    Confessions Of A Sweatshop Inspector"Calvin Klein, Wal-mart, Kathie Lee: They all want the same thing. Chinese labor, the cheaper the better..."
    The Albion Monitor, 2000

    In the Boot Camp of the MindAll sensation shares the same quality of impermanence. An itch, an ache, a pain. They all are born. They all rise, then they disappear.
    Topics Magazine, 2003

    Daughters of Mother LakeAll-You-Can-Eat Mutton, Walking Marriages, and the future of the Mosuo matriarchal society.
    Clamor Magazine, July / August 2004

    Supper in Uigherville "We’re having a cash flow problem," he shrugged, handing me a pipe filled with black Xinjiang Hashish.
    Dim Sum Literary Journal, 2003

    Blood and CondimentI'd forgotten how to say "I cut myself"in Mandarin, and was reduced to pidgin linguistics. "This blood...its mine."But how could I explain the trail of soy sauce flip-flop prints on the stairs?
    Dim Sum Literary Journal, 2004

    Late Night Taipei SmackdownIt was a hot August night in Taipei, and I was about to be beaten up in public, perhaps severely.
    Things Asian, 2003

    Searching for PabloI emerged from the darkened auditorium with all thoughts of Picasso gone, replaced by visions of myself leading an upwardly mobile urban lifestyle.
    South China Morning Post / Things Asian, 2004

    Newfoundland, Codless and Charming...We made good time, and were soon crossing over the narrow isthmus onto the Avalon Peninsula, on the easternmost edge of which lay St. John's, and the promised drunken debauchery.
    South China Morning Post, 2004

    Minority Rapport - Return to Mother lake with Namu Yang"I read these articles about my so-called promiscuity...Wow, if only I were this person that everybody thinks I am, maybe I wouldn't be so damned lonely."
    South China Morning Post, 2003

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    Blood and Condiment
    Supper in Uigherville.
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    Down, Out and Delicious Dining - Eating out in Taipei on $10 a day
    Riding the Waves Taiwan Style 
    Far from Silent -- Christmas Eve in Yangshuo       
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    Feng Mengbo Got Game
    Minority Rapport - Return to Mother lake with Namu Yang
    Glitter, Corruption and Free Speech on the Amateur Mandopop Circuit
    A Male Malady - A Visit to a revolutionary Prostatatis Clinic in Xian
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